Free teardown · 48 hours · no pitch attached

Your site is
costing you
customers.

You just don't know which part, or how much. We measure it, rank it, and hand you the list — whether or not you ever hire us.

Two fields. The teardown lands in 48 hours.

01 — What's actually happening

Nobody has ever measured it and handed you the list.

Four things go wrong on almost every small-business site. Three of them you can feel. The fourth is the one that costs you the most.

01

You're invisible in the map pack

Someone in your town searches for exactly what you sell, and three competitors show up above the fold. You're on page two, or you're nowhere. That search was a customer with their wallet already out.

02

It's slow enough that a third of them leave

They tapped your link. They waited. They went back to the results and picked whoever loaded first. You never saw them, you were never told, and nothing in your analytics makes it obvious.

03

The page never actually asks for the job

Your hours are there. Your address is there. A phone number sits in the footer in grey. But nothing on the page says book this, call now, or get a quote in a way anyone could miss it — so most people just don't.

04

And you have no way to know which one costs you most

That's the real problem. Every vendor who has ever called you led with their opinion. None of them measured anything first, and none of them ranked the findings by what each one is actually costing you. That's the entire job we do before we ever quote.

02 — How it works

Four stages. Same four, every time.

This is a system, not a service call. It runs the same way on a two-page plumber site as it does on a fifty-page clinic — which is exactly why the findings are comparable and the price is predictable.

STAGE 01

SIGNAL

We find you before you find us. Your site gets reviewed against the same checks every other site gets, and if there's nothing worth telling you, we don't write.

STAGE 02

TEARDOWN

Every finding, with the evidence next to it, ranked by what it costs you. Free, delivered in 48 hours, and yours to keep — including if you hand it to somebody else.

STAGE 03

BUILD

We fix the ranked list, top down, against a fixed price agreed before anything starts. You see the work as it lands, not at the end.

STAGE 04

INSTRUMENT

Then we measure it again, so the change is a number and not a feeling. That measurement is what a retainer buys — not "maintenance", proof.

We don't publish the stack, and we won't pretend the work is magic either. What we publish is the method and the result.

You will never get a proposal from us built on a hunch. You'll get a ranked list with the evidence attached, and you can take it anywhere you like.

03 — What you're actually promised

The commitment, in writing.

No case-study theatre and no numbers we can't show the working for. Here's exactly what you get and exactly when.

48h

From request to teardown

Two business days from the moment you send the address. If we can't hit it, you hear that from us before the deadline, not after.

Line by line

Evidence beside every finding

Each item shows what we checked, what we found, and how we measured it. Nothing on the list is an opinion you have to take on trust.

Yours

Whatever you decide

Keep it, act on it yourself, or hand it to the vendor you already use. There is no follow-up sequence and no second call unless you ask for one.

04 — Pricing

Priced before the work, not after.

You see the number before anything starts. It doesn't move because the job turned out harder than we thought — that's our problem, not yours.

Start here

The Teardown

Free

The ranked list, with evidence. No card, no call required.

  • Delivered in 48 hours
  • Every finding ranked by what it costs you
  • Evidence attached to each item
  • Yours to keep or hand to anyone
Get the Drip
Fix the list

Rebuild

from $1,500 fixed

We work the ranked list top down against a price agreed up front.

  • Fixed quote before anything starts
  • Findings fixed in cost order
  • Built to one standard, every time
  • Re-measured on delivery
Start with the teardown
Keep it measured

Retainer

from $500 / month

Ongoing measurement and the work that follows from it.

  • Re-measured on a schedule
  • A ranked list every cycle, not a status email
  • Work drawn from the top of that list
  • Cancel with 30 days' notice
Start with the teardown
Build. Ship. Repeat.
Measured, ranked, and handed over.
05 — Get the Drip

Send us the address. That's the whole ask.

Two business days later you get the ranked list. There's no call to book and nothing to sign, and if we find nothing worth telling you, we'll say that too.

We use the address to run the teardown. We don't sell it, and one reply stops everything for good.